JFK Doll
Scores of Kennedy souvenirs were produced during his lifetime; this one is eerie.
Narrative
Stories — true, invented, or somewhere in-between.
Personality Crisis
A brand suffering from a personality crisis will get lost in the noise of the category.
Mermaid Costume
It is ridiculous that there would be so many political valances to this sequined piece of shit.
Leech Action Figure
The 1985 Leech action figure was the hero in all of my imaginary adventures.
Validation Session
A brilliant white pattern, or schema — a functional-looking mandala — appeared on the sticky tabletop.
Monkey Whimsey
A wise and compassionate, yet still quick-witted and humorous, figure.